brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

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michandney:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

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swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

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I googled world funniest joke and this was it

mellarkbakers:

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(Source: avoxified, via haymitch-needs-his-drink)

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wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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(via deliriousdaylight)

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kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(via coffee-means-kiss)

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thefuuuucomics:

Shout out to IMDb for always reminding me where I recognise that actor from

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WE ARE GONNA SEE THE ALWAYS DELETED SCENE

she-wears-a-white-dress:

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Zodiac Hidden Fears
  • ♈ Aries: Aries fear that they don't fear 'fear'. Most of them are insightful enough to know they can leap head on into danger unnecessarily
  • ♉ Taurus: People will think they are boring. To make up for it they bake food or take people out because they are worried they alone aren't enough
  • ♊ Gemini: Other people will see how internally wound up and vulnerable they are. How much they really need somebody there; no matter how independent they may seem
  • ♋ Cancer: Having a volatile family life. Most Cancers fear divorce but also believe it will never happen to them
  • ♌ Leo: People will tire of their theatrics and neediness and reject them entirely. That eventually people will give up on trying to assure them and cope with their drama
  • ♍ Virgo: People will judge them and treat them differently if they are not at least fulfilling some purpose or use for being around
  • ♎ Libra: They will be alone forever
  • ♏ Scorpio: They will open up and share a secret to somebody, but be rejected / betrayed
  • ♐ Sagittarius: They will love somebody more than the other person loves them. They will need somebody more than they are needed.
  • ♑ Capricorn: Because everyone puts so much faith in them, they are secretly worried they will just destroy everything and don't know who to ask for help
  • ♒ Aquarius: Eventually they will just drift entirely away from everybody. That one day they will be unable to decipher what is rational and not. A true sense of isolation
  • ♓ Pisces: That people only pretend to like them. Most Pisces can't figure out why they have friends or why they are liked. They are constantly comparing themselves
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